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Friday SantaBlogging

No new pictures of Diamond this week, and since it’s the Friday before Christmas, I’d thought I’d introduce you instead to my only Christmas decoration: Phallic Santa.

Phallic Santa was a gift from my mother, who I suspect did not interpret it as such.

Since my parents retired out west two years ago, we mutually decided that I would fly out for Thanksgiving but not Christmas. And since it’s just me and Diamond, I don’t decorate or get a tree or anything. But as a memento of past family Christmases, I bring out Phallic Santa. What better way to remember one’s mother at Christmas?

I took some pictures of Christmas in Midtown during the transit strike — I’ll post them over the weekend.

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4 Responses to “Friday SantaBlogging”

  1. LMAO, My mother collects various "old world Santas" and like half of them are phalic in shape and I ever noticed it. Now it's all I'm gonna think about when I get there this evening and they're all set out.

  2. Isn't "phallic santa" what the fat guy has to do to fit down the chimney?

  3. dolphin,

    FYI, my mother is a native-born German, and it shows. For instance, she still insists that Santa Claus / St. Nicholas wears white and not red.

  4. My Sister has a Santa just like that one. It made me think of you when I saw it.

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