–Is it a proper function of government to give handouts to commercial fishers? (“Well, the government subsidized the farmers; they’ve been bailing the airlines out; they’ve been bailing the bankers out. We need help, too. You know, you watch the news. This government isn’t doing squat.”)
–If the Human Rights Campaign is supposed to be more concerned with gay rights than with partisan politics, then why are they so excited about (not to mention sponsoring) the hyper-partisan “Netroots Nation” convention?
–A Special Guest Question: “Why is someone putting sharp spikes in park ponds? (Note: I suppose, “Because it makes for a cool tort law fact pattern…” isn’t the correct answer.)
–Which nation is denying citizenship to a woman for the way she dresses?
–Which nation is arresting people for the way they dress?
