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Friday Diamondblogging

Diamond will be taking a little trip soon.

Friday Diamondblogging

Diamond enjoys New Years Eve as much as the next dog.

Friday Diamondblogging

It came to my attention that I never uploaded my various pictures of Diamond to my Flickr page. That oversight has now been corrected with 173 new pictures for your viewing pleasure. A small sample: Enjoy! (Carnivalized at Modulator's Friday Ark.)

Friday Diamondblogging

Still working on a costume for Diamond, but at least her trick-or-treat bag is ready: I've never been able to conclusively determine whether her obsession with laundry derives from the warmth of the clothes or the drier-sheet scent. Thoughts? (Carnivalized at Modulator's Friday Ark.)

Seize the Day

Today is National Coming Out Day. For those who need an alternative, try Dogs Rule Day. And if you're a heterosexual cat lover — well, too bad.

Friday Diamondblogging

Here's the video I shot last week of the new dog run. Note the kiddie pool over the fence, as documented last week. (Music by Billy Joel.) I know dog runs with only one dog are not all that exciting. Maybe next time. Carnivalized at Modulator's Friday Ark.

Doesn't a "Night Watchman State" Presuppose a Night Watchman?

I was finally all prepped to record some video and shoot some pictures of Diamond at the new dog run, now open after a seemingly excessive period of construction and landscaping. I wound up documenting a less-than-festive scene: Standing dumbfounded at the splashy pool (a particular favorite of Diamond's), cruelly thrown over an unclimbable fence, [...]

Where in the Kennel is Diamond?

Can you spot the Best Dog in the World™ in this sea of fur? Perhaps I'm rationalizing, but she actually seemed happy to be there this time. Maybe she's finally getting used to the place. We'll see how frazzled she is when I pick her up. Carnivalized at Modulator's Friday Ark.

Stitch in Haste Podcast #004

Now available — the Stitch in Haste Podcast, Episode #004. In this episode: Why Diamond is a libertarian – Dogs are property-rights Lockeans. My adventures with the dog licensing bureaucracy. The divine-right theory of parks commissioners. Why breed-specific legislation is unconstitutional. Powered by Podbean.com— About the Podcast: The idea will be to record a quick [...]

Too Pooped to Blog

Ever since Sunday night, Diamond has been having some gastrointestinal problems — or as I call them, the Loosey Poopies. It all started when we ran out of her jerky sticks and the online order for more hadn't yet arrived, so I tried giving her some Pup-peroni instead. Big mistake. They should rename that garbage [...]

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