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A collection of real-world libertarian, individualist and laissez-faire rants on law, economics, politics, culture and other current events
by an average, everyday lawyer & investment banker and part-time pop scholar.


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Kip Clip — Special Election Eve Edition

November 3rd, 2008 · 1 Comment

I saw little point in writing a (non-)endorsement blogpost this election.
I had at one point contemplated writing a post along the lines of, "Why I Condone Voting for Barack Obama," but I'm no longer sure that I actually do condone it. Here were the bullet points:

Supreme Court — McCain appointing even one Justice is simply [...]

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Tags: Humor · Politics

From the Archives: Halloween is a Christian Holiday

October 31st, 2008 · No Comments

(First posted Halloween 2005)
I find it hilarious that some radical Christians, in the U.S. and throughout the world, are growing increasingly disturbed about the impact that Halloween is having on young, impressionable, pre-Christian minds.
Just like how Harry Potter is going to turn children into Satanists (or, worse, Wiccans).
The truth is that Halloween is a patently [...]

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Tags: Humor · Society, Religion, Culture Wars

Seize the Day

October 11th, 2008 · No Comments

Today is National Coming Out Day.
For those who need an alternative, try Dogs Rule Day.
And if you're a heterosexual cat lover — well, too bad.

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Tags: DiamondBlogging · Gay Rights and Issues · Humor

It's a Fine Line Between Civilization and Anarchy…

September 3rd, 2008 · 3 Comments

… and putting a fence on it doesn't help:

While John Jay Park itself may be a bit of a thorn in my libertarian side, a fence around the park is not, nor is this sign. Perfectly reasonable in my opinion.
But when does my opinion ever count?

I tease, of course: the sign was put up recently [...]

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Tags: Humor · Law · New York City & State · Property Rights

Well, They're Both Obsessed with "Links"

August 16th, 2008 · 1 Comment

As you listen to this (hopefully fair-use) clip from Lewis Black's new album, Anticipation, ask yourself if it wouldn't have made more sense if, wherever Black says "golfer," he had instead said "blogger" (contains naughty language) –
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While Anticipation is far from Black's best album, it was refreshingly short on [...]

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Tags: Humor · Politics

Friday Calendarblogging

August 1st, 2008 · 2 Comments

An annual joy is receiving my ASPCA calendar. A monthly joy is flipping the calendar to reveal a new happy critter.
Except when someone gets sloppy with the photo layout and forgets that the calendar will have a hole punched through the pages so it can be hung:
I'm glad it's fnally August 1st and I no [...]

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Tags: Humor · Vacation Photos & Videos

My Tax Dollars at "Work"

July 26th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Taken on my morning walk to work a few days ago:

You can't tell from this angle, but he is not repairing the traffic light — he's washing it. He had just finished washing the "Walk / Don't Walk" sign on the corner.
Washing lights. On a weekday. During the morning rush. In the rain.
New York, New [...]

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Tags: Humor · New York City & State · Taxation & Fiscal Policy

Poll: Worse Redneck Video?

July 19th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Two hilariously pathetic videos crossed my aggregator yesterday, so I thought I'd take a survey: Which is worse?
First: You've likely seen the video demonstrating that the banana is proof of intelligent design. But did you know that the pickle likewise demonstrates a divine presence? (Via Boing Boing.)

Second: How should we respond to "our Constitution, nation [...]

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Tags: Humor · Society, Religion, Culture Wars

Too Good for a Sidebar Sidetrack…

June 30th, 2008 · 3 Comments

…and besides, I can't make it fit:

(Via Right Wing Watch by way of Boing Boing.)

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Tags: Gay Rights and Issues · Humor · Society, Religion, Culture Wars

Stitch in Haste Podcast #004

April 21st, 2008 · No Comments

Now available — the Stitch in Haste Podcast, Episode #004.
In this episode: Why Diamond is a libertarian –

Dogs are property-rights Lockeans.

My adventures with the dog licensing bureaucracy.

The divine-right theory of parks commissioners.

Why breed-specific legislation is unconstitutional.

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The idea will be to record a quick commentary, no more than weekly (and typically [...]

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Tags: DiamondBlogging · Humor · Libertarianism · New York City & State