–A Special Guest Question: Is a Lawn Mower a Motor Vehicle?

–What are the odds that two "Twitter-like services" in China would both shut down "for maintenance" on the same day — a day that just happens to be the tenth anniversary of a major act of oppression by that country's Communists?

–Are hot dogs so dangerous that they should carry warning labels analogous to those on cigarette packs?

–A Special Guest Question: What's a Takin?

–A Special Guest Question: Do Parents Matter?

–What dangerous contraband is being smuggled into Spokane County, Washington?

–Is it a proper role of judges to order lawyers to wear nice shoes?

–A Special Guest Question: What's a Serow?

–How much has the world spent "trying to save people from death and disease in poor countries" over the past 20 years?

–A Special Guest Question: Would you pay $1,000 so that someone — probably not you — can ride high-speed trains 58 miles a year?

–Are Pringles "potato chips"? (And why does it matter?)

–A Special Guest Question: Are Dogs Smarter than Cats?

–Meanwhile, which nation's "governing body for men's figure skating" is attempting to de-gay "inject masculinity" into the sport, and why?

–A Special Guest Question: Is Cheerios really a drug, and why is the FDA targeting the cereal?

–Who said the following?

If your son asks for a Hannah Montana MP3 player, you might want to already think about putting him down for adoption before he brings his, erm, partner home.

–What's a gerenuk?

–Why is a man (emphasis on "man") suing the New Orleans Police Department for $1 in damages? (Hint: "And he said women love it.")

–Who is trying to force President Obama to accept an $835 million helicopter that "he doesn't need and doesn't want"?

–How much did the Postal Service lose in the first quarter?

–A Special Guest Question: Can you really kill a man by gluing his anus shut?

–Is it discriminatory to list an apartment rental on Craigslist as "well suited for professional adults"?

–How many "czars" does the U.S. have?

–Which nation's government is literally ordering people to smoke cigarettes?

–Who said the following?

I've had some friends that are actually homosexual. And, I mean, they know where I stand, and they know that I wouldn't have them anywhere near my children.

In the meantime, here's a gaggle of Special Guest Questions:

–Which television doctor shows do the medical profession like best?

–Is Inflation Theft? (Parts One, Two, Three, Four)

–Are Fat People Destroying Earth?

–What Exactly IS Tim Geithner?

–And, finally, a perennial favorite: Can Psychiatrists Really "Cure" Homosexuality?

–What is a "media distribution officer"?

–Speaking of media distribution, who recently observed, "I would love a legal cap on the number of words a blogger is allowed to produce per day."?

–What does "as nearly free as possible" mean as a matter of state constitutional law?

–A Special Guest Question: "Does John Yoo belong in front of a class?"

–Does a "right to health care" include a right to 300 emergency room visits in six years?

–Speaking of health care, is it appropriate to make a three-year old child cry in an anti-smoking ad? ("Maybe sometimes they make a kid cry, but if it saves 20,000 lives for five seconds of crying, I’ll take it.")

–Which "dedicated public servant" said, "If I'm corrupt, it's because I take care of my district"?

–Is it permissible to use iTunes "to design, manufacture or produce nuclear, chemical or biological weapons"?

–Special Follow-Up Question: Willing to bet that there's a law somewhere requiring EULAs to include such language?

–Should a police officer lose his job because he lost his sense of smell?

–How much would it cost UK taxpayers to implement a proposal to give fathers four months of paid paternity leave?

–Meanwhile, here in the U.S.: Can you guess which federal bureaucracy was found by an arbitrator to be in "knowing violation" of the Fair Labor Standards Act?

–A Special Guest Question: Are firefighters becoming too fat?